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When used properly, condoms are effective around 97% of the time.

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+Translated Into English “I Will Not Be Your Father”
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Fantastic.

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+Translated Into English “I Will Not Be Your Father”

+Darth Vader Condom

Fantastic.

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Pornography: Celebration or exploitation of sexuality? Discuss.

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  • Make sure you are both shower fresh before starting.
  • Vary the techniques you use each time - variety is good!
  • Have a glass of water to hand to refresh your mouth if you get tired. Experiment with other drinks too. Take a sip of Champagne before giving your lover a special kiss and let the bubbles do the work.
  • Try rimming - the fine art of using the tongue to stimulate the anus.begin with soft licks along the perineum and gauge your partner’s reaction. If the moans are encouraging, stiffen your tongue and gently probe further.
  • Trim your pubic hair before oral sex - it’s easier for your partner to pleasure you if they don’t have to bite their way through layers of undergrowth.If a man and you have a beard, soften it with hair conditioner.
  • Enjoy yourself, whether you’re giving or receiving. And afterwards, don’t forget to tell your lover how good she/he tasted and smelled.
  • You are what you eat. Just as smoking, alcohol or spicy food can give you bad breath, they can also have a negative taste down below. Changing your diet to include lots of fresh fruit makes ladies sweet and juicy and semen taste fresh and appetising.
  • As usual, never do anything you are not comfortable with.
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"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."

— Elton John (via art-or-porn)

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"Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill."

— Henry Louis Mencken (via art-or-porn)

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